| 01 | Stunning Debut, featuring Brian Eno, Rolling Stones, a truckload of Soap, and Lund... |
| 02 | WestCode, Scientific Santa, Half Man/Half Biscuit, Bill Gates,
Joseph McLean goes Public, Band names explained |
| 03 | More Band names! More LUND! Some gentle Win95 bashing, Dr.
Suess as a technical poet, and an odd piece called "kids next year..." |
| 04 | Even More Music Names, More Microsoft moments, CD facts you don't
want to know, and the all time classic tale, "The Gingrich Who Stole
Christmas..." |
| 05 | Intel's less then half of 'Intelligent', Mac users drink Pepsi
& spew smilies d:), Santa Restructures, and Bill Gates goes to hell. |
| 06 | Electronic Philosophy, Macintosh & The Monk, 12 Days of Microsoft
Christmas, and the one documented case of a perfect Win95 installation... |
| 07 | Resolutions you just won't keep, the Miracle on 604 Street, inaccurate
predictions and unaware headlines... |
| 08 | Virus Alerts, Dr. Suess (The Next Generation), the latest lovely
language translator (plus the first), and Vetoing the Bill! |
| 09 | Toilet Policy, The Emporor's New Clothes95, and a bomb threat. |
| 10 | Tenth Anniversary Special, chronicling JINX's rise to glory.
Includes rare footage, hidden secrets, and the first Contributor Awards! |
| 11 | Mouse vs. Keyboard, Very Deep Thoughts, Very Happy Mac Users,
and a heartfelt apology to Microsoft. |
| 12 | Cook Jean-Paul Sartre, the Launch of JIFFY, Bad Signs, and a
Satanic Update... |
| 13 | Politically Correct seminars, The Adventures of PowerBooks,
and God the Computer Programmer |
| 14 | Newbie Computer Glossaries, bad signs, amazing quotes, and Bill
on the downward spiral... |
| 15 | Those lively Brit Awards, Deep Thoughts from Super Models,
The further adventures of PowerBook, and an amazing essay... |
| 16 | The discovery of Administratium, the content of the universe,
the proper method of writing, and, the TOASTER. |
| 17 | Quayle Quotes, Giraffe-Hunting Gingriches, and Star Trek answers
to Chicken Questions... actually, they fit together rather well... |
| 18 | Viral Operating Beverage Stealing Deeply Thinking Toughts? |
| 19 | Understanding Meetings, Testing with Time, the Religious War
of Operating Systems, and Sienfeld's parakeet. |
| 20 | Understanding Meetings even more, The Beginning of JINX's astounding
web site, and a whole bunch of cute exam answers. |
| 21 | 100% Truth Issue! Includes Madonna talking in Hungarian, actual
MIT propaganda, and lots of inspiring facts you never should have known
in the first place. |
| 22 | The continuing truth about cat flaps, Cigarettes, Legal Battles, Press Releases and misunderstood translations... |
| 23 | IBM is nuts, many people are evil, corporations are confused, and everybody goes back to school! |
| 24 | Chickens crash trains, Windows95 crashes everything, The Philsbury Doughboy is wanted for murder and JINX is back in business! |
| 25 | Reverse-Engineering Valentine's Day, Hacking the Jinxserver, Fleeing from Hong Kong movies and surviving analogies as heavy as a hefty bag filled with vegetable soup. |
| 26 | How many mail list subscribers does it take to screw in a light bulb, how long does it take to escape from the Microsoft Restaurant, why Intel likes Macs and how to track your furnace fires. |
| 27 | The JINX website implodes, Steve Jobs and Satan Sell our Souls, and Babies of the world wreak cute havoc... |
| 28 | A valiant retelling of The Three Little Pigs coupled with a mysterious mind reading test and a gaggle of splendid websites you really should be looking at. |
| 29 | The Pure Evil Halloween Issue, full of scary corporations, terrifying slogans, and general Microsoft ghoulishness. |
| 30 | Our astonishing return brings deadly news from Africa plus an excusive peek-behind-the-jinx, mysteries of mankind, and... a lot about cats. |
| 31 | In which we test your intelligence, terrify you with virus warnings, enlist you in our Distributed Computing team and steal your pickles. |
